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May 28, 2015 or at least the greatest, funniest jokes chosen by 22 of the funniest comics working standup today. Spread the humour funny library jokes funny library jokes book lovers need never go to bed alone. Ill admit that some titles that dont exist have been used by more than one author but youre limited to the choices provided. Mar 26, 2018 enjoy our collection of our readers favorite jokes for senior citizens in our favorite senior jokes book. Funny titles of books that were never written with good reason. Mar 24, 2016 the jokiest joking joke book ever written no joke. The greatest scififantasy books never written by paperback paradise books.

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